BonerLand

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June 22, 2004

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? A NEW POST!!!!!!!?

So I've been slacking off of my posting duties as of late, but who cares? It's my blog, I can let it rot here for years if I see fit. Happily though, I've decided to pick up its decaying carcass and reanimate it with robotic parts. Death Knight will be back soon, as well as the second instalment of my lame short story Unfortunate Accidents. And now it's time for catch up.

Unemployment
I was recently laid off from the ass job that was Dupont. My very nature prohibits me from enjoying most work that doesn't benefit me in any other way than financially; so picking a new job is like trying to fish the least dirty watermelon Jolly Rancher, the most putrid of all Jolly Ranchers, out of a sand pit full of watermelon Jolly Ranchers. Oh I'll get a job, but it'll be on my terms.

SEE FARENHEIGHT 9/11!
It comes out this Friday, and it should rule, so you're doing yourself a favor.

SEE SPIDER-MAN 2 GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare your bladders for imminent release! Spidey versus Doc Ock on screen. Oh yeah. One of Spider-man's most powerful and deadly foes. He first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 1 issue #3, and has been kicking ass ever since. In theaters next Wednesday, miss it and die.

that's it sucka's. Keep it real, and call me more often. BIATCH!