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April 14, 2004

These Colors Suck

I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm going to have to go back and over haul this bitch now. The greeny purpley thing is nice, but i can't figure out the rest of this shit.
Taxes
On to other matters, I did my taxes last night. WOOHOO! I can't wait to get that sweet sweet government money. Money's always so much tastier when it comes from people who don't want to give it to you. Those bastards will pay...seriously, they have to.
Heroclix
This will hopefully be the only mention of this today. Due to some crafty online trading, I'll soon have the holy grail of heroclix, the mighty Kingdom Come Superman. I went to the post office on Monday morning to mail off a couple of figures I have two of to Waco, TX where a fellow loser claims he lives. The postal workers were disarmingly nice. Something made me expect them to be full of rage and venom, but the nice lady at the counter just gave me a box and some newspaper to pack my figures into. What a bunch of suckers.
Babies
Having a baby is like performing oral surgery on yourself without a degree or a mirror. It's also like eating pie...an explaination for either of these escapes me.
Assholes
I hate people that act like they believe they understand everything about everything. You know, those unnerving people who treat life like they're backstage at a puppet show. They look at others like they have some sort powers that allow them to see inside a person's mind, only to discredit anything they find. These assholes know what you are thinking as well as the motives behind everything you've ever done in your life. What I truely like about this type of individual is how absolutely wrong they are. Any insight they give you is utter bullshit derived from their twisted logic that sets them high atop the mountain they consider as their life. I say fuck these people, and not in the good way. They're false. There are matters in this world that they, or anyone else for that matter, can never understand. Perhaps that's what makes them such horrible bastards.
Pie
In an attempt to end on a lighter note, how about enjoying a delicious slice of your favorite pie today. It will do you good.

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