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April 28, 2004

Bad Poetry Part 3: Turdiculous Poetry

Martian Manhunter
The best of his class
He's got JLA powah
177 pts of awesome
2 clicks of stealth to hide from your bitch ass
2 clicks of phasing to get away from your aforementioned bitch ass
Super Strength down the 10 click dial to pound thine ass into submission
1 click of Impervious to fuck you over big time
1click of Invulnerablity to fuck your mama
8 clicks of toughness to decrease your bitch ass damage
4 clicks of Perplex to fuck up your mind
and 10 mighty clicks of 3 damage to kill your ass before you have the time to say, hey you're using Martian Manhunter against my bitch ass.

Icehouse
I'm drunk on Icehouse
it's amazing that I can even spell right now
I'm so drunk
All of my CD's were stolen
but i'm not mad
I just see this as an opertuntity
to start my collection over
from scratch
hey, i like R.E.M.
Fuck Ryan Adams
Wonderwall?
That song wasn't cool the first time

Memphis Niggers
Memphis is full of niggers
but wait, I don't believe in niggers
though I was raised to believe they are not quite like us white folk
Niggers are people too
when you think about it,
Nigger is just a state of mind
not an ethnic group
white people are niggers too
they just live in trailers instead of project housing
The world is unfair
People=People
Black people are no different from white people
they just know how to have more fun



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